*From:* "Parker, Ashley" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
*Date:* December 27, 2017 at 2:32:35 PM EST
*Subject:* *Pool report #3*
At 2:07 p.m., your pool wrapped into President Trumps motorcade at Trump International Golf Course. Along the way, we passed a small smattering of supporters holding signs Trump 2020 and a homemade Trump didnt create the hate. Ten minutes later, at 2:17 p.m., your pool deposited the president at Mar-A-Lago. We are now heading to Flannigans to hold.
Your pooler has asked White House flak Hogan Gidley several times for any guidance on how the president spent his afternoon. We will let you know if and when we receive word, but many signs point to golf.